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Wednesday, September 14, 2005


My name is John Mahar, and I am a world traveler. This is my first blog. A long time ago I had my first email. I shared it with some friends, and one of them eventually completely hacked it and doesn't share with me any more. So now I Wander the World with no way to communicate to my homies. Alas.

Now I'm gonna rant about the HURRICANE that happened in the United States.

What we need, clearly, is a war on HURRICANES. They kill innocent people by the hundreds, and there are more of them every year, it seems like. Some say it's because of global warming. I don't care where they come from, what religion they are, or how many people think they're cool. They are evil, and in this time of crisis we need to circle our wagons and launch an all-out full-scale earth-shattering attack. Humans versus Hurricanes.

Of course, the United Nations will be slow to react, so we need to start this fight on our own. In your own home, your own BASEMENT. You can begin the fight that may define the next century. Don't be scared. It's a big committment. If you're a ninny this isn't going to be something you can help very much with.

We've had the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war formerly known as the war on terrorism. Now it's time for a winnable war.

You know what they say, a stitch in time saves nine. I say we are already beyond nine stitches to fix this hurricane problem. But if we keep waiting, they will destroy every coastal city there is in the southeastern United States. Then which state will we blame the stolen 2000 election on?

6 Comments:

At 2:43 PM, Blogger Paul said...

I think this a great article because it tells the truth about how america should be. I mean most of the victims had warnings and they could have excaped it but they decided to stay. I get what you mean when you say that we need to start a war with the hurricanes. We could prevent alot of the deaths by leaving are homes and going to a shelter during a hurricane. But i understand if someone couldn't afford it but thats where the government should step up and payt to get thoughs people out of there.

 
At 2:45 PM, Blogger Jonathan said...

I agree completely. Look what these hurricanes are doing to us. They are pure evil. I just know that Satan himself has sent this upon us.

I also have to tell you that you are absolutely right. We need to begin the war right now! We can't let another costal town fall to the might of Satan.

Great blog John and keep informing the ignorant masses.

 
At 2:07 PM, Blogger rosslynne_karin05 said...

It is agreat article.

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger rosslynne_karin05 said...

Hey,
This is a great article! Because hurricanes are bad and evil.
Nirak
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At 1:41 PM, Blogger kentucky_wildcats said...

Humans versus Hurricanes.
For some reason that statement took me back to the movies when I was watching War of the worlds. What and earth shattering event. OH MY THEIR COMING TO GET US... IN THE BASMENT... oh yea your blog.. sorry I tent to get off track.
So ummm ... Yea, Hurricanes = BAAADD.... to bad the white house wasn't located on the gulf shore.. All our problems would have been solved in one huge swipe. Ignorant people don't know how to swim!

 
At 2:35 PM, Blogger seth said...

I think this a great article because it tells the truth about how america should be. I mean most of the victims had warnings and they could have excaped it but they decided to stay. I get what you mean when you say that we need to start a war with the hurricanes. We could prevent alot of the deaths by leaving are homes and going to a shelter during a hurricane. But i understand if someone couldn't afford it but thats where the government should step up and payt to get thoughs people out of there.

 

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